I'm not really an adult yet

nentindo:

gf: come over :)

me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon: i can’t

gf: i’ll have sex with you

me, professional wrestling promoter, Vince McMahon:

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pankunchiii:

bobdoom:

shak1ra:

I made a friend today. :D

Holy shit.  That face is really something else.

Pug, I suspect you are in some kind of deal with Satan to be that precious. It’s unnatural. I’m onto you.

pankunchiii:

bobdoom:

shak1ra:

I made a friend today. :D

Holy shit.  That face is really something else.

Pug, I suspect you are in some kind of deal with Satan to be that precious. It’s unnatural. I’m onto you.

mamalalonde:

when someone u want to be friends with talks 2 u first

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bigbardafree:

america

fuck yeah